My bed is too comfortable to willingly get out of, so I hydrate before laying down to give me no choice but to get up for the day. So my first pee of the day is always a long one. When I'm sitting on the toilet I count in my brain to 20 to make sure it's a piss clip worth posting, but when I edit I listen to see what number to round down to, because I never count the follow up trickles when I'm counting how long I've pissed for. I retain water like a camel to truly turn it into watersports. I take pride in my peeing and would rather have your pleasantly surprised than mildly disappointed.