I've had an obsession with caramelized onions recently, which is good because for some reason, people have been buying 3 pound bags every time they're out lately, so we've got a lot to eat. But I'm a messy eater, so of course, when I am enjoying my food, it has to leave its mark on me too. My patty melt melted onto me, leaving its sugary goodness on my pants. I regret nothing.. as I realize that it's also on my shirt..