You utterly disgust me! What even are you? I mean, it's a deformity and it's actually gross! You should be completely ashamed of yourself. How you have the audacity to call yourself a man is beyond me. You're so weird, all these honest comments get you hard. You can control the urge to tug your tiny little worm to it. Yuk, I can only imagine you are going to have the tiniest little loser puddle too!