Custom: I come home after a long day of work and holding in my farts to find the house a mess! I'm annoyed because the maid obviously didn't do her job, and I was looking forward to relaxing. Instead, I unbuckle my best and undo my pants and start cleaning while releasing the never ending farts. Afterward, I double over and let the rest of my farts out. Seriously, do they ever end?
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