We have known each other for years. I was a little scrawny thing from across the tracks, you used to make fun of me for how I ran, and how feminine I was. Now, look at you! Watching tranny porn, stroking your loser dick to me, you are on the brink of bankruptcy. You are really pathetic, fuck you! Oh, and our reunion is coming up! Can't wait to see you there, my number 1 gooning fan!