I used to have a farting cube when I was a little girl, it is a kind of coloured soft dough which sounds like a real fart when you squeeze it against the plastic cube that contains it. I used to play with it on my own for hours and I needed nothing more than that to laugh my ass off. So today I am going to show you how to combine both scatological sounds to make the perfect symphony. I know, I am not a little girl anymore, but who cares? Laughing is so good to health, don´t you think? I want to die with a smile on my face. I learnt and improved the perfect technique for producing this farting effect with my two fingers for several years. The final result is a thunderous sequence of revolting farts in different styles (diarrhoea, tight asshole, tear gas...) which, of course, are accompanied on this occasion by my famous belches. No need of carbonated drinkk today, my burps will be on command to control them better. Don`t miss this crazy piece of nonsense. Join my funny noisy party right now. YOU WILL LIKE IT IF: you enjoy shitt-butt-fart-piss humour. HIGHLIGHTED: LOL! LOL! LOL! INDULGE YOURSELF, BUY ME NOW