I arrive to our date behaving like a total brat. I sit down while texting without even acknowledging you. I then proceed to selfishly talk all about myself while being dismissive of you. I claim your sparkling water as my own and it quickly makes me super gassy. I put my feet up on the table and begin burping freely. I loudly remark on the smell of my burps and feet throughout the date. Only a few minutes pass before I blow up on the waiter for not bringing me food quickly enough. Next, it cuts to me sitting with a big bloated (fake) belly. After a while of me being gross, arrogant, bratty to you, and rude to the waiter, I notice you are turned on. You admit that you're turned on by my burps, which flatters me a bit. I decide to tease you a bit by inviting you to smell my burps and feet. I dirty talk a little, like asking if you'd like the way my burps feel on your cock. I let you know that you MIGHT have earned yourself a second date, and then take off.