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This version has no farting!! My roommate Natalie (Natalie Luxxurious) came home to find me surrounded by the wrappers and empty cans from the food and seltzers she bought for her party. I am clearly messed up, and immediately deny eating her food and having her seltzers. I try to say that I bought it all, but she's not having any of it. She pushes me over onto my belly and I burp. She comments on how badly my burps stink and says that I'm burping from all her seltzers, but I continue to deny it. She calls me a pig and slaps my belly which just makes me burp more. She continues commenting on the smell and telling me that I'll have to pay her back. Finally, I get annoyed. I admit that I ate her food and tell her I'll give it back, which I do by standing up and begin burping in her face. I complain all about how she has so many friends and parties, but never includes me. When she objects to me burping in her face, I gaslight her by calling her dramatic and say that this is why I have no female friends, because they cause all this drama. She begins patting my back, hoping to just get my burps out so I'll stop burping in her face. After a few minutes I'm still gassy, so I decide to pin Natalie down to burp in her face some more. I even fart on her once. After a while, I make her open her mouth so I can burp into it. I finally tell her that if she doesn't want me eating her food, she shouldn't keep it around me, and then I walk off. This should go without saying but the part where I say girls are dramatic and "I'm not like the other girls" was me playing an annoying character lol I do not feel that way in real life!