Whether you’re feeling up or down, you seem to always turn to food. It’s your comfort, your crutch, and you love when hot women encourage your gluttonous behavior too. You’re not looking for me to tell you to pray or go meditate when you feel a certain type of way…you want me to demand that you head to the kitchen or go out and order some gut busting meals to help ease your feelings. It can be sadness from a break-up or celebrating a promotion at work, it doesn’t matter the occasion, you’re going to consume your feelings and allow yourself to bask in the glory of gluttony, with my help of course.