I call my best friend to vent about how much I hate my stepmom…she thinks she can just boss me around and make me to do her chores and laundry?! THE AUDACITY! My friend suggests I get revenge on her. I giggle as we talk about how hilarious it would be to fart all over her laundry and stink up her bed sheets and clothes. After hanging up, I go to town ripping ass on all of her laundry! That will definitely show her!