As I walk into the bathroom, the toilet paper roll is once again empty with a fresh roll once again sitting on the counter right above where it's supposed to be placed. With a deep sigh, I replace the toilet paper and throw out the empty toilet paper bag left on the floor before finally standing in front of the toilet to slide my sweatpants down my thighs and scratch my calf before sitting down to pee. Then, for 30+ glorious seconds, my entire world was nothing but piss. The relief I felt as I peed was only made better by the toilet bowl fart that followed. Once I was finished, I forgot all about the housecleaning I was so frustrated at and left the bathroom feeling much better.