I've borrowed your laptop and discovered all the SPH porn you have. I tell you that if you don’t take off your pants and show me right now then i will tell all of my friends that you have a tiny penis. So when you finally take off your pants, i realize that you are wearing a pair of MY panties that you stole from me. i laugh at you because even with my panties on i cannot even see a bulge. i then make you strip off the panties and i cannot believe how tiny your penis actually is. i make fun of you relentlessly and ask if it gets any bigger. In an effort to make it grow, i strip down to my matching green bra and panties. After noticing it doesn’t get any bigger i just tease you playfully with bby talk. i realize that the bby talk turns you on even more and laugh at you for that. Eventually i even take off my underwear and am completely naked teasing you with my body. *DISCOUNT: uses name Alan*