A ring and some words said many many moons ago are what's standing in the way of your happiness. Why do you want to live an unfulfilling life? What do you have to gain from staying faithful? Wifey's still going to be fat and unattractive. She's still going to nag you like a wet rag. She's still going to be boring and bitchy and... just cheat already. Cum to Me... you're holding yourself back from an unlimited supply of pleasure and happiness... do it.
