I'm sorry to tell you, but you won't have time for a wife anymore. I need you as my full time footbitch. Look at them. They are just so perfect and big. So much better than anything about your wife. My feet alone are prettier than her and that is ignoring the rest of me. You haven't looked at her, like you look at my feet then before the wedding. Just get rid of her, I need you as my full time foot bitch.