You met a smoking hot redhead at the club & you're so lucky she brought you home, but you're also terrified. She's stripped nearly naked in front of you, her perfect perky breasts showing, and you're scared to take off your clothes. She reaches & pulls down your pants. "Are you going to take off your underwear? Aren't you ready for me?" You quiver & slowly pull down your underwear. And there it is. The look that you always get. It's a mixture of shock & confusion with just a touch of anger. "Does it get bigger when it gets hard?" she asks. She leans in to give you a handjob, but you explain that you're already fully hard. "I'm not sure what to do with that. I've never seen one that small before... on a fully grown man." She apologizes for laughing, but she can't help herself. Yet she assures you that she still does want to have sex with you because she's really horny & she likes you. Then something even worse happens. She says she's afraid she's going to keep laughing, so she'll turn away from you & let you do her doggystyle. That's the position dreaded by any man with a tiny cock. You know it won't stay in, but you want to try. Of course it doesn't work; your micro penis isn't longer than her ass is big. You try missionary position, and her breasts look so amazing as you hump her, trying to get your penis inside. Her patience is wearing thin. "This isn't working for me. It's so tiny." She says that creampies are her favorite thing, so she wants you to cum inside her, then she can play with the cum to get off. You cum inside her, and she can't believe that your load was so small. She can barely see it, and now she's getting mad. "I tried to be nice, but you're just a disappointment. You shouldn't be dating normal women. Is there a small penis enthusiasts forum that you could join to get a date?" She kicks you out, explaining that she's going to have to call a man with a bigger dick to fix her ruined night. How embarrassing