You're my guy friend and you hang out with me alot and come over today after class. I know you have a crush on me but I like to tease you. We have both heard the rumours that I'm pregnant. You know its true, everyone knows its true but I am in massive DENIAL. I list all the reasons I can't be pregnant, and you agree just to be nice although it is pretty damn obvious. I tell you one of the reasons I cannot be pregnant is because 'fucking' causes labour.. I fuck myself all the time, Im a little slut! Dont believe me? WATCH! I know you have a huge crush on me and no one is home so I pull out my dildo and fuck myself as you watch, I fuck myself deep. SEE, told you Im not pregnant.. If I was pregnant I would have gone into Lab..Oh.. wait..WHAT?! I just felt some fluid gushing out of my pussy... what the hell was that? oh no.. OMG NO.. This cant be .. IS ... IS this Labour!? IT CANT BE, Im not even pregnant!! Help me!!