You have been placed in my clinic by the court system. It has been determined that you are going to be chemically and physically altered today. You are losing your testicles. Judging by your case file, it looks like you have been bothering women. We can not have that in our society. Just relax, you will be alert for all of this! You will get to see me remove your testicles and stitch you up. You will no longer have that pesky testosterone running through your body. Without your balls, you will be much calmer. The urge to bother women with your presence will be gone. You will not be able to maintain an erection or achieve orgasm ever again. I am so pleased with the court's decision. As a medical professional, I have to abide by their choices! Sit back and don't wiggle, you won't have your balls for much longer.