Let’s take a trip down memory lane. You’re in college and you’ve joined the wrestling team to get the attention of a girl. The journey hasn’t been easy for you but you’ve made it to the finals! Only problem? You’re fighting a big, muscular, black guy. During the match, unbeknownst to the people in the crowd and the referee, you’re not only fighting for a win but you’re fighting for your asshole. “I’m going to fuck you.” It’s a merciless, embarrassing way to lose. Headphones on!