So, you're a premature ejaculator. Hmm. Perhaps you'd enjoy a clip humiliating you and reminding you that you can't get a date this VDay. OR, perhaps a crueler (and thus more enjoyable for YOU) idea would be to not stop you from getting a date at all, and instead focus my efforts on training your dick to be lightning fast and entirely broken before it can happen, ruining Valentine's for you from the inside out. That's right; I know you're fast, but you can be faster, so you're going to engage in a 10-day training program knocking at least 20 seconds off your time each day, so that when Valentine's rolls around, you'll cum in your pants at the sight of a clothed woman, and can just hand her your wallet as an apology instead.