On a lazy and some what chilly day, I slid my slippers on for maximum warmth and my leggings for maximum comfort. Shuffling my way to the toilet, I sit down to give you a fantastic view of my slippers as I pee. The urine begins to flow, and my brain begins to melt. I love stealing away for a pee when I'm supposed to be busy with something else. If anyone asks, I wasn't peeing just to get out of taking out the kitchen garbage.
