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I have the most amazing snack selection in this house. Crisps, chocolates, nuts, crackers, everything any normal person could possibly want. But it was never enough for me, I needed something better, something meatier, juicier and bitesize to satisfy my cravings. I don’t tell anyone about my stash, though. It’s my little secret XD . And they’re so tiny I can hide them well. Do you wanna see them? Look how cute and tiny they are. Kinda helpless in this little snack box home I made for them. Safe and snug awaiting their journey to my moist mouth. It’s time for you to get in with them … You can be my next snack. I will put you in my warm mouth and massage your whole body in there. Doesn’t that sound good? But I don’t want you to break down completely in there, so hold on and await your journey down my throat and food pipe. Weeeee it’s like a warm dark slide to your final destination. *Splash* You made it, and you’re the fastest snack I ever ate, congratulations. You should be so happy now that you get to swim around in my stomach acid until you dissolve as my helpless tiny man snack.