Our parents are on a date again. Its cool that they are old and still consider dating an important part of their relationship. Speaking of dating, I wish you would stop dating that groupie skank you call a girlfriend. She is only with you because you are in a band. Cant you see that she is along for the ride of your band? I stay home and am a good girl. That girl gets around. You are such a great guy and cool to have for a step-brother. What about me being your new girlfriend? I am always here at home for you. You can sneak into my room when our parents are resting. We can have an almost normal relationship and have it be our special secret. Come on, let me show you why you should break up with that skank and stay with me. Starring: Jana Jordan