I'm not sure why when I hover, it takes so long for me to pee. Once again, I am squatting over the toilet as I pee to show you the stream of piss as I'm peeing. I'm not trying to win any medals for longest squat or anything, so once my thighs can't handle the length of time I'm pissing for, I sit my ass down on the toilet. Once I finish what feels like a game of the ultimate watersports, I wipe and accidentally flush the toilet, knowing full well. "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." Oh well, better luck next time.