Caught my lil office stooge on his way out with a resume in hand--he was going to go apply for jobs!! What's he gonna do, lick women's shoes for money?! Give me your resume dumbass, and get down on your knees for humiliation. I make him remove my heels and lick my sweaty feet while I read over his half-a-page of job summaries and laugh at his 'hopes and dreams' lol!! I'M your BOSS, moron! And you already have a job: "office foot licker!" I laugh at his lame ass work experience and shove my boss feet deep into his mouth until he gags, saying he should add "foot licking" and "ass kissing" to his list of skills...and make him repeat humiliating phrases like, "i'm a dumbass" with my feet in his mouth, and kick him a few times in the face for being stupid--and make him rub my smelly soles with his face!! These hot, managerial feet in your face will let you know what success actually smells like, loser. Licking my feet is your job!!!