It's been my goal to work as a ref for a big game like today. But my constant need to stuff myself with high fat and calorie rich foods from the concession stands has made me BLIMP UP! Today is the big game and I cannot fit into my uniform!! Not only that my boss comes in and see me struggling to get into my clothes and fires me for being so far. fully embarrassed and angry I decide to eat the spread of food that was left out for some special guests moaning and belching along the way. So fuck them, I'm going to eating their wings, stuffed breadsticks, pizza and soda and show them just how fat, greedy and massive I can be!!