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of coz you are My good friend... probably My best friend. and I'm so happy that I can tell you all the dirty secrets! oh, you don't have to pretend that you know what I'm talking about: you are a virgin and you will always stay one. of coz you want to fuck Me lol, but you are forever friendzoned while I'm enjoying My dirty dates.... btw, I know you've got some cash, and I need it for My date. no worries, I'll give it back (hahah most likely not, but do you mind, My virgin friend?)