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I knew what a pervert you were when I applied for this job, it was obvious, plus I've met all the *ex* secretaries. I knew exactly what I was getting into, I don't think you did though... So yes, you can drop the pretense I know all about your perversions. I know all about your love of short skirts, high heels and interestingly placed photocopiers. I know you hired me for my good looks and not my talents, I know you didn't even look at my CV, if you had you'd have seen that it was page upon page of "lorum ipsum" and yet you hired me anyway! I'm not going to be like all the others though, oh I'm not bending over any photocopiers or staying late to inspect under your desk but you? Well you'd better limber up because you're going to be doing a lot of bending.