Admit it - Valentine’s Day is a joke. It’s nothing but a day for fake love, performative gestures, and constant reminders of your romantic failures and your status as a social reject. VEE Day, however, is a holiday all beta losers can celebrate with a smile on their faces! Fuck love - give into LUST. Give into PORN. Give into Me and how good it feels to let Me CORRUT your mind and guide you to sweet GOON bliss! Spend the day consuming as MUCH porn as possible - show Her your devotion by sinking to LOWER LOWS and letting your DESPERATE PERVERSION be your only driving motivation! Hopeless virgins and Pornosexual freaks deserve a holiday, too. (Tip: buy GOON GUIDE to assist in your binge!)