Big Boobs, Belly and Butt

I've been having a hard time at work lately. I feel like people never notice me, or pay attention. I'm always getting talked over by my coworkers. So I've been reading this book on how to be more assertive and how to get people to notice me. I'm so engrossed in my reading that at first I don't even notice the changes coming over my body. Eventually I look down and realize that my boobs have grown to three times their normal size! And they're still growing! What is going on?! Soon, I feel my belly begin to stretch. Oh no! Don't tell me that's going to grow too! It gets bigger and bigger until it's hanging out of from under my shirt. I'm going to bust out of my clothes at this rate! But my body is not done. My ass begins to stretch too and soon it's tripled in size, as well. At first I'm really upset. I'm not going to fit into any of my clothes anymore! I'm huge! The more I start to think about it, though, the less it bothers me. At my coworkers will notice me now. Who could miss me when I'm this big, after all? And I had been thinking about buying a whole new wardrobe anyway. Maybe this change wasn't so bad after all.