You were dumped by your ex-girlfriend. After she got to know you a little bit, she found out that you were just a fucking loser with no desirable qualities, so she dumped you! Poor little fucking loser. Well, you're going to fuck your hand whilst thinking of your ex-girlfriend today. You're going to pledge to become a born-again lifetime virgin for her! That's right. You will become a lifetime pussy free reject for your ex-girlfriend. This is the punishment you get for wasting her time. Now repeat after me as you pledge virgin mantras whilst thinking about your ex girlfriend you fucking loser