I'm so glad you're home, stepson. I've got the Nintendo switch here... It was supposed to be given to you as a gift a while ago, but I insisted I have it first. Every time you asked for it, I punched it. Every time you looked for it, I stepped on it, but it still turned on! So I would stomp it out of anger anytime I thought about it. Now, it's time I'm supposed to give it to you... But instead, I'll teach you a lesson: when you bring electronics in my house, and I get them first, they will be destroyed! You get to watch me Punch, Bend, Stomp, Jump, Smash, and throw away your expensive electronic gaming device.