Hey, loser. So you want to be my own personal little pet, do you? Well, then it's time to prove yourself. You'll need to show me just how well you can follow my orders. You want to earn that collar and leash, don't you? Then show me just how much of a stupid little dog you can be for me. Dogs love humping things, so you're going to hump your pillow until you lose your mind. Get to it.