You could never resist stroking to my perfect tits. I know how pent up you’ve been, too. My tits can fix that. They always do. They’re right in your face as I touch and tease them, jazz playing in the background. You’re so easily triggered into gooning by my tits, aren’t you? I bet you’re touching yourself right now, eager to memorize the shape of denial as you pump, jerk and stroke for me. You’ll play this on repeat and take every bit of teasing from me like a good gooner.