I have seen you around the office. I think youre really cute and i am happy youre here with me. I will admit, i have heard the rumors. You supposedly have a really really reeaallly small penis. Is it true? Why would i wanna hang out with a guy with a tiny penis? I wouldnt. So that is why i wanted you to come over. So i can see for myself. Let me be the judge. It might not be as bad. why dont you take off your pants and let me see it. Dont be shy. Get it out. I promise i wont laugh. I wont tell anybody and i certainly wont take any pictures. I am curious. Maybe i like small dicks. Maybe itll be the perfect size in my opinion. Mmm.. look at my tits, thatll get you going. Yes, thats better. Get it out. Oh. Oh my. Is that it? Any more? No? Wow. That is pretty fucking small. Hahaha. I cant help but laugh. SNAP. Got a picture. Oh my gosh! I am going to share this with everybody! Lets see what all my girlfriends think. What about jenny and valerie from work? Hahaha. Lets see what everybody says. I cant believe how small your dick actually is. Hahaha. This is so hilarious. Look what bridgett said! The insults just keep coming in and i share them all with you.