Wow, you have such an ugly dick. What are we gonna do about it? It's so ugly repulsive and stupid. No one likes ugly dicks. We need to change the name because it doesn't deserve the title of dick, cock, or penis. What do you think we should name it? I have a few suggestions. What do you think they will be? It's not gonna be anything nice and I'm not nice. So go ahead and buy this and see where it takes you and that ugly dick of yours. You want the honesty, don't you?