Gassy thinks she can just tie me up and fart all over my face?? Two can play at that game. Time for some payback. I tie her hands together while she’s napping and yell at her to wake her up and smell my stinky farts. I try my best to make her suffer but she just keeps giggling and enjoying it?! Her laugh is contagious and makes me laugh even though I am trying to dominate her with my farts….so I get frustrated and sit right on her head and keep ripping ass.