I think you're going to be great at this company, you just might end up doing a job you didn't expect.. You've been interviewing with Sydney for your dream position at her company. She asked you to meet her and tells just how cute you are and perfect you are for the role she's been meaning to fill. The interview and everything went great and she tells you you've definitely got the job. Well, are you ready to start? Fast forward and we're now in her executive bathroom. She's talking down to you, asking if you like your new position. Of course, that position was to be transformed into her toilet paper! Yes, the true role she had for you was as a roll of ass wipe. What are you complaining about? This is still an executive position, hahaha! She tells you just how much of a brownnoser you turned out to be. You just kissed her ass throughout the whole hiring process, and while you were over qualified, she just got so annoyed with you and you seemed to love kissing ass so much, this is the only position she could imagine for you. Unfortunately for you, all your senses are still intact, so as she's using you to wipe, you have to feel, smell and taste everything down there. What a terrible fate for you! Oh well, you're just going to have to get used to being the executives bathroom toilet paper!