*Custom clip release. Contact Me to make your fantasy become reality.* You’re clinging to straggly, ugly strands that you call hair and I’ve decided to spruce you up a bit. I’ve scheduled an appointment at a busy barbershop and the nice man is going to listen to my directions on how to proceed with that ugly mess on your head. You’ve clung to hope for far too long, it’s time to accept your male pattern baldness and just lean into it. I’m going to have the barber buzz and shave until there’s not a single strand, or single stubble left on your scalp. That noggin is going to shine so brightly that I can see my reflection in it. Just think of how everyone at work is going to react to your chrome dome! And this isn’t just a one time experience, I’ve booked you weekly appointments for the foreseeable future to keep that cueball head of yours slick, shiny, and smooth! Be sure to tip the barber well and thank us both for such a humbling experience…