Silly me. I went to dinner in my older jeans, the ones that are just a tad too tight. By the time I get home (after devouring pasta, bread, and cheesecake…mmm), I’m uncomfortable, my poor round belly constricted by a too-small waistline. What to do? Well, I’ve read that a little tummy rub can help when you’re overly full and crampy, so that’s exactly what I do. After unzipping my jeans to free my big belly, I pump my hands full of oil and massage it into my chubby flesh. Watch my fat ripple and jiggle under my fingers from multiple angles as I moan in relief and stroke my curves again and again