It's My birthday, and I'm in the mood to celebrate! Maybe I'll treat you lucky losers to a sexy party in My birthday suit...or maybe I'll treat you even more to a staunch reminder of how utterly undeserving you are! Either way, I deserve every last dollar and every last spoil on My special day. As an extra special treat, you can jerk your beta cock for the entire 10 minutes. In fact, I encourage it! The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral