Is it true that you even exist at ALL when you're subbed-out, in the GOON zone, deep in your little masturbation cave like the loser you are? Or are you just a hand, pathetically pumping away, long enough so that each Friday night, NO Woman will EVER encounter you. After this audio and glitchy visualizer get in your head, with extreme VERBAL HUMILIATION, SEXUAL REJECTION and MASTURBATION ENCOURAGEMENT, you will TOTALLY become My gooner bitch for life. I don't care whether you're a full virgin or born-again---- you will NEVER have sex again after looping this audio. Get it through your head. For good this time. Girls do NOT want you out at bars on a Friday night. They want to be fucking REAL guys. Not puny, subby, perverted deviant loserboys like you. Now, let's make it worse. Let's make this PERMANENT, so your gooner lifestyle is for LIFE. Are you looping this just on Fridays, or EVERY day from now on? you choose your path, gooner freak.
