I just got back from the bar and I'm so excited to tell you, my boyfriend, what happened! In between massive burps, I begin to tell you the story about how I had to put some douchey dude-bros in their place after they kept obnoxiously burping non-stop. Yep, I totally humiliated them with my massive belches. I got the whole bar's attention, when really I just wanted to knock back some claws with my friends! I even burp talk sporadically as I'm telling my story. Afterwards, I decide to recreate some of my beautiful bar belches for you. Once you seem to be nice and hard, we go to the bedroom where I strip down to my bra and panties, climb on top of you, and keep burping.