Your wife’s best friend comes stumbling back to your house after a brunch mostly comprised of adult beverages to see if you have signed the divorce papers She had brought over earlier in the day… you, of course, have not. It’s hard to focus on this new information; you had NO IDEA how unhappy your wife was! Her Bestie has no patience for your weak-willed ways and unleashes even MORE small penis focused humiliation on you; you are holding your soon to be EX-Wife back from achieving happiness! Sign these papers before your wife comes home… She met a REALLY hot waiter at Brunch and fully intends to fuck him upon Her return! Unless…. That’s something you’re into?
