We need to talk, step-son. While you were away at college I had to clean your room, and I found MY flats in your room... But that's not all, I also found porn on your computer. "step-mom stinky flats" etc... Gross! What a pervert you are! You've embarrassed me, so I'm going to embarrass you by having you jerk to my feet, fresh out of the flats you stole, right in front of me while I humiliate you.