You've agreed to try something new to spice up our sex life. You really want to please me and I'm so impressed you're into it! Honey, I want us to become one. I want you to become a part of me and that is why I want to cook you into a fine roast dinner. Oh honey, you look so delicious already - my mouth is wet and saliva is dribbling down my lips just looking at you and imagining what you'd taste like all crispy and roasted. I'll start adding some carrots, spring onions, then sprinkle a few spices - I'll season you to make you taste even better. If that's even possible, honey, before I shove you into the oven...