Obviously, you've given up on pussy, but thinking about you being lonely forever is just too sad. I went ahead and took the liberty of finding you a new, soft, fuckable "girlfriend" so you can feel almost like a real man. This pillow deserves to be treated the way you'd treat a real woman. She's loyal, always available, and she's the closest you'll get to a real girlfriend. She'll always be there for you, so make sure you treat her right.