Ready to go out, honey? See, I thought that I would take you somewhere fun today. Like…Hooters? You know, the place where the really gorgeous waitresses come to your table to flirt with you, take pictures—and tell you how cute you look in your diaper! Yes, you’ll be diapered. And I’ll be bringing your diaper back along in case you need a change. I put you in the most embarrassing, babyish diapers that we have and tell you exactly how I’m going to show you off and make sure that every Hooters girl is going to tease and fawn over the widdle diaper boy. Aw, you look like you’re going to cry! I guess that means that you need your paci, too