I think this is the first time we've actually been alone together...can I tell you something? I've been staring at your bulge all day! Don't be embarrassed, I think it's really fucking hot. I'm a size queen, big thick dicks are all I think about. Everyone says you have a massive dick and you're really kinky. Do you like it when I talk about your dick? Your bulge is growing... :P Can I see your dick? Please? ...Wow! The rumours are true, you're huge! I know we're just friends and all that, but now that I've seen your massive dick you're gonna have to fuck me with it... :P If you don't, I'll tell everyone how obnoxiously huge you are! Everyone will talk about you, all those small dick losers will be jealous and take the piss out of you. The only women who will want to go near you are dirty whores and size queens, you'll never get a good girl. The only reason I like you is for your dick, I don't care about love, I just want big dicks shoved up my cunt. It would be such a shame if everyone were to find out about your massive dick. You don't want me to make the rumours even worse do you? No? Then stop standing there like a big dick moron and come fuck me... :P