Hi, I'm glad you're home, I wanted to talk to you. It's not a huge deal, and in fact I think I have come up with the perfect solution. For the last few months, I feel like I've been more like your step mom than your girlfriend. No, no, I don't want you to do anything differently.What I want is to take it to the next level by being my big b aby. I am going to take such good care of you and do all the things that a good step mommy does. I'm going to bottle feed you, burp you, take you for walks in the stroller and change you of course. Well you're going to be in diapers for me from now on. it's diapers every day from now on. You're going to be my stinky giant ba by.I actually have everything ready and I am so excited to get started with our new life! It's what's best for both of us.