I am so excited about your big promotional meeting today, honey! I packed your lunch and I have something extra special in store for you. I am putting you in pampers! That's right, I don't want you running out of your meeting to use the bathroom. You may lose your promotion if you do that. But if you wear pull-ups, you can use them and not deal with any pesky distractions. Don't worry, no one will notice those big, soft, and crinkly pampers underneath your work slacks. You can use these pull-ups as much as you'd like. Matter of fact, you'll be wearing pampers for me every day from now on. You will be much more productive at work if you don't need to run to the bathroom every hour. This is for your benefit honey. These pampers are the key to your big work promotion!